You know you’re Antiguan when..

You never ever paid a parking ticket.
If you visit outside of Antigua the first place you look to find food is the KFC. More than this you prove that Antigua has the best KFC in the world.
You add ‘No Wah’ to end of something to say how good or bad it is e.g. She is beautiful no wah.
When fighting start you ‘run come’ but come the rain you run away.
You know that east and west have nothing to do with a map.
Current is electricity, you have candles and matches for when ‘current off’.
Potholes are a way of life.
You know Rush can be very dry but don’t care and go anyway.
Everywhere is ‘down dah road’.
You have a can of SUZY HOT SAUCE just in case.
You accept ‘Antigua Time’ as an actual time zone.
Some more..